Hoosier shout-out in WWWWD

If you all haven't yet discovered the fashionable hilarity that is WWWWD (Worldwide Womenswear Digest: The Fashion Newspaper), you're missing out.

What began around Christmas time as a mysterious fashion pub spoof, The Onion of the fashion world, has become a somewhat regular stalwart in my already sale-mail cluttered inbox. Knowing this, you can imagine my delight to see an "article" reported from the Kinsey Institute in Bloomington. See Below:

BLOOMINGTON, IN. – On the Kinsey Scale of Sexuality, which ranges from zero to six, designer Isaac Mizrahi has been ranked a J, according to the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction. The scale, developed by Dr. Alfred Kinsey in 1948, measures human sexuality, with exclusive heterosexuality at zero and exclusive homosexuality at 6, and a range of bisexuality and Lohanisms in between. "Mr. Mizrahi's case is very interesting," said Dr. Elizabeth Clay, director of gender studies at the Institute. "We've seen asexuality, and we even gave Christian Siriano an 8, but Isaac's overt homosexual tendencies and demeanor coupled with his fear of physical contact puts him in his own category." She added: "I theorize that for a J such as Mr. Mizrahi, climax might only be reached through vigorous masturbation in front of a mirror, perhaps with Karen Carpenter playing softly in the background. Crying might even cause multiple orgasms." – Mara Amiri

Bah-hahahahaha!
That is all.