
Miley Cyrus, Sarah Jessica Parker and Penelope Cruz all looked spectacular last night, belles of the ball even. When don't they? But only SJP was truely able to pull off the Disney princess look. Cyrus' Zuhair Murad number looked yummy, but more in a wedding cake way than a gorgeous way. And Cruz' vintage Balmain bore a striking resemblence to Belle's yellow gown in Beauty and the Beast. She said she saw it in a vintage clothing shop eight years ago and when she went back to get it for the show, it was still there. Gee, I wonder why? Sure, Amy Adams wore something similar in "Enchanted" but she was, um, a fairytale princess in that movie.
SJP, on the other hand, was radiant in her Dior Haute Couture. More Oscar Barbie than Hostess snack cake, her tulle skirt and bead-encrusted micro-bodice excentuated her tiny waistline and, well, her decolletage. Sure, her cleavage was a tad distracting, but come on, it was perfectly symetrical. An extra inch or so up top wouldn't have hurt, but Tim Gunn wasn't complaining and that's good enough for me.
The silver Versace gown was perfect on Marisa Tomei's tiny frame. Only a size 00 can pull of pleats like that. So what if one gets dizzy watching her walk in that thing? The work in that skirt deserves applause all it's own.
Jessica Biel's Prada...thing was just too big as was Amanda Seyfried's Valentino Haute Couture. Amanda, you are great, and so lovely, and I'm glad you did another role soon after "Mean Girls" so we all know you're not actually that dumb, but please. Alter your couture.
By the way, since when does Meryl Streep have a Calvin Klein model for a daughter? Grace Gummer, we'll refer to her as baby Streep, obviously dressed to complement her mother, who was wearing a Grecian-ish grey frock. Baby Streep donned a fawn-colored strapless sheath that was so beautifully constructed it looked seamless. Sorry baby Streep, you're not famous enough yet for any of the red carpet people to have asked you what you were wearing. But, darn it, you looked great in it.
Take a look at all of the above-mentioned looks on
the Cut. Sadly excluded, though, is baby Streep.