
I'm embarrassed to admit there was a time, very recently, when I turned my nose up at designer sunglasses. I can think of myriad ways I'd rather spend $200, and I have--or at least I had until recently--very bad luck with my sunnies.
Countless pairs have met terrible ends, to name a few:
-Isn't it easy to forget you're wearing sunglasses when it's really sunny out? Surely, I'm not the first person to repeatedly jump in the lake still be-sunglassed, not noticing they're gone until they've already sunk to the murky depths.
-Sunglasses are much more dense than clothing and much like a pebble sinks to the bottom of a lake, so many sunglasses have sunk to the bottom of the clothing ocean that is my apartment. RIP, dear shades whom I've stepped on, an unfortunate consequence of sartorial physics
-Glasses cases are such a hassle. It's much easier to toss my gafas in my behemoth purse without bothering to protect them with some sort of sheath. Inevitably they are scratched all to hell by any number of sharp objects lurking in there.
Behold, I am a born-again sunglass-tian and it's all because of a woman named Kate Spade.
Nordstrom was having their
half-yearly sale six months ago (hint, hint, May 20th it comes again!) and I strolled in just to look. Well, no I strolled in to max out my Nordstrom card and rack up as many rewards as possible, but mom, I swear I was just gonna look. The first counter in view was the sunglasses counter, to which I'd never before paid attention. My $5 pair from Forever 21 were perched proudly on my noggin and I approached the counter hesitantly.
I tried on a few pairs--they made me look like an insect, like I'd expected--and I was about to walk away when I spotted them. The most beautiful pair of specs I've ever seen. A mock-tortoise shell with a pearlized lime green interior.
I've had these sunglasses for six months now, a steal at $88, and they are not scratched. They are not broken and they are still in my possession. How have I managed this monumental task, you ask? I spent a wad on my protective eyewear, and I treat them like the treasure they are.
I encourage you all to do the same.