OK, so this is the first display a shopper will see as they enter Circle Centre Mall from the Washington Street Carson's entrance. Now, there is a wrinkly plaid shirt and a wrinkly (ugly) sweater vest (size large, on a skinny model) on separate mannequins beside one another.
Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but in my day, we wore sweater vests over shirts, if we had the guts to wear sweater vests at all. Obviously the over-qualified floor manager didn't have the imagination to put the ugly sweater over the ugly shirt and instead insisted they stand side-by-side in all their wrinkled glory.
"Well it's just a headless mannequin," the floor manager thought, "he can proudly where a vest that's too big for him with no shirt beneath it because he doesn't have to worry about anyone being grossed out by his underarm hair or odor. And I'm just gonna go ahead and leave the size sticker on the front of this hideous thing because I like stickers. They remind me of going to the dentist. I like the dentist."
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