So this invitation (pictured) arrived at the paper yesterday.
As I read through the evening's festivities, my reactions were as follows:
Invite: $200 per person will get you cocktails, wine and hors d'oeuvres at the Conrad. Guests are instructed to wear their jeans and "all the bling you can muster."
Gabrielle's brain: OK, I like wearing jewelry with my jeans, but 200 big ones seems a little steep for a blue jeans-clad event, especially if there's no dinner being served
Invite: It benefits the Indy Family Foundation and the Women's Fund of Central Indiana
Gabrielle's brain: Well, that's good. I like my expensive events to be for a good cause. But, um, why does the invitation have a topless girl on it and why does she appear to be slapping her own booty? That doesn't seem to be very family oriented, or Women's Fun oriented, for that matter.
I'll bet the Conrad didn't know the invite was gonna look like the flyer to hip hop night at the strip club. (I have it on good authority they didn't.)
Are people actually going to arrive topless? Will there be topless girls there slapping their own booties? I'm confused.
Invite: Wednesday, May 26 at 8 p.m.
Space is limited. RSVP to Heather Carpenter at 402-6478 if you'd like to attend.
So, has anyone attended this event before? Do you plan to attend? Fill me in!
I won't be able to make it, but it seems like I'll be missing out.
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