So I've lived here seven years and have never attended the Indianapolis 500. Maybe it's because seven is my lucky number, or maybe it's because I've recently become quite fond of beer, but I plan to be at the race Sunday.
After experiencing the Kentucky Derby, both beneath a great hat in the grand stands and covered in mud on the infield, I'm eager to craft a comparison between the racing events.
Here's my dilemma: what do I wear? Do I go full-on stereotype and don some cut-offs and a bikini top? Or do I go race track vixen, a la Charlie's Angels or Danica Patrick? Or do I wear my usual, Chuck Taylors and an old T-shirt?
Here's your chance to weigh in on how it aughta be done.
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