As I strode down the red carpet, flanked by my two besties, cameras flashing, I thought to myself, "this is the greatest gala in Indianapolis." And after spending several hours sampling local food and drink at the Zoo's annual fundraiser, Zoobilation, I'm still positive that's true. If only everyone would dress appropriately.
Sure, the only animals I saw on the Zoo grounds were two ice tigers in the Indiana Live! tent and this fellow:

but somehow all the, well, jubilation, made up for the lack of wildlife sightings.
I came with my cellphone camera at the ready, itching to document what Indy's rich and famous wear to the more fabulous event of the year. And yet, not one ensemble warranted I snap that little button. Instead of a menagerie of designer gowns curated from Chicago and New York, the crowd was rife with little satin numbers from places like Macy's. On top of that, guests to the $250-per-ticket affair apparently take the black tie dress code as a suggestion, because I saw a number of sundresses and even one woman wearing shorts.
Call me old-fashioned, but a women has nary a reason these days to don an evening gown and look her finest. Surely dusting off the sequins once a year isn't too much to ask? After all, most men suffered the 90-degree heat in tuxes and bow ties! Ladies, please, let's not be shown up by something as straightforward as a penguin suit. No offense, gentlemen, you looked fabulous.
Yes, I realize this event is outdoors, and involves a lot of walking, and the novelty of wearing flip-flops with formal wear seems to delight Hoosiers to no end. Great! Wear those flippies! But would it kill you to wear something killer from the ankles up?
Disclaimer: There's no humanly possible way I could have observed every guest at this enormous event. If you were wearing something awesome, or photographed someone who was, please post a photo in the comments!
Also worth mentioning: As a reminder that fashion is mercilessly subjective, myself and my above-photographed besties were voted worst dressed by this woman--------->
who said
on her blog we looked like Fergie's daughters.
Does that mean we're...Fergalicious?! I sure hope so.